Mustang Sally's Horror House (2006)

"Be careful what you wish for. Six college guys think they are going to a whore house and end up in a Horror house."

What a load of horse manure! There were some great looking women in this but it was annoyingly slow in getting going and there wasn't nearly enough nudie stuff for my liking.

Also forget any horror. The death scenes are brief and few. Blink and you'll miss them.

I can't think of any merits this film has apart from all the eye candy. The story is weak, the acting is weaker, and, for something set in a brothel, it isn't very sexy at all.

I'm going to give this movie my first ever rating of 10 out of 10 for being crap! In real rating terms that's another big fat zero.