Bloody Bs

This is the section for all those crappy handycam movies which crop up every so often. Other sites refer to them as independents or "indies" as if that somehow qualifies them to be thought of as real movies and not as the Emperor's new clothes.

I don't like reviewing them because the people who send them to me often get very offended by what I have to say about their masterpieces. If I can make it through the DVD screeners in the first place then I'll list them here. :)

Dark Reel
Dawn
Gore Orphanage
Live-In Fear
Pink Eye
Reunion
Trasharella


Sometimes I hire (or even buy) one of these films by accident thinking that it might be a "real movie" because of the cover art or intriguing title. It doesn't happen often but here are the ones I've seen:

Dead Birds
Deadgirl
Neighbor
Sick Girl
Witchcraft 13: Blood of the Chosen

I've also reviewed all the horror movies that I've watched on Zone Horror (back in the UK) whether they were actually handycam movies or not. :)

Alien Incursion Arachnia Battle Royale II The Beast of Bray Road Beyond Re-Animator Bikini Party Massacre Blood of Beasts The Brink Cadaverella Carnosaur 3 Cult Dark Wolf Dead and Dying Dead Creatures Death Factory Death Valley Demon Hunter Detour The Devil's Nightmare The Doorway Dr. Chopper Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo Ghost Game The Great American Snuff Film The Greenskeeper The Halfway House The Haunting of Morella The Hamiltons Hell Hath No Fury Heroine of Hell Hide and Go Shriek House of Blood Ice Cream Man The Invisible Maniac

Jacqueline Hyde Knocking on Death's Door Leeches The Legend of Lucy Keyes Long Distance Lovers Lane Lycanthrope May Mustang Sally's Horror House Necromancer Night Shadow Night Skies Nightmare Concert One Step Closer The Paperboy Raving Maniacs Scarecrow Scarecrow Gone Wild Scarred Scorpius Gigantus Season of the Hunted Slaughter Studios Sleepaway Camp II Sleepaway Camp III Slumber Party Massacre Sorority House Massacre II Son of Darkness: To Die For II Soulmates Strange Things Happen at Sundown Subhuman To Sleep With a Vampire The Tooth Fairy The Willies Witchboard III

Then there are The Asylum movies:

The Haunting of Whaley House
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
Sharknado
When a Killer Calls


And from the highly censored and over sanitised Chiller channel on American TV:

Beneath
Dead Souls
Evilution
Grizzly Park
The Monkey's Paw


That's it for this section. No life is long enough to watch any more of these. If you are a filmmaker thinking of making yet another straight-to-DVD abomination, DON'T!