Paranormal Craptivity 2 (2010)

"After experiencing what they think are a series of break-ins, a family sets up security cameras around their home, only to realize that the events unfolding before them are more sinister than they seem."

SPOILERS

Basically, there are five cameras which alternate like a poor man's version of "Big Brother"...

Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... dog barks.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... frying pan drops.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... baby cries and gets lifted up by an invisible ghostie.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... cupboards burst open.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... dog barks and baby cries.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... fat older girl gets dragged by an invisible ghostie (using the same effects as the first film).
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... closet door opens, fat older girl is seen walking into the living room and back out again.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... slim girl finds scratches on closet door.
Kitchen, hallway, living room, nursery, pool... nothing.

I think you get the idea. Nothing interesting even happens for an hour and five minutes. There is one of the shortest attempts ever at an exorcism (which fails) and the fat girl grabs the baby and heads down to the basement.

Then for the last ten minutes with a shaky handycam just so you can't see what is going on...

Light, dark, light, dark... growling.
Light, dark, light, dark... swearing.
Light, dark, light, dark... baby is found.
Light, dark, light, dark... lots of screws bouncing up and down with loud noise.

Since this is a prequel, everything skips forward three weeks with some scenes to tie it into the first film followed by some written words about found footage and it ends.

I don't know the names of any of the characters or actors in either of these films and I don't really care. It's also supposed to be improvised to make it look more real so I can't say if anybody was acting or not. One of the girls has enormous boobs but you don't get to see them even when she takes a bath.

Yeah, I know this isn't much of a review but "Paranormal Activity 2" isn't much of a film.

Don't waste your time or money on this utter crap! Watch "Saw 3D" instead.