Liebster Blog Award

Thanks to everyone over at Horror Shock Lollipop, I now have the Liebster Blog Award to go with all the others.

Yeah, I just love getting awards. Who doesn't?

As you probably know, this is a kind of banner exchange/blogger meme thing rather than a real award for my quite exceptional talents or badly written movie reviews, but I decided to play along anyway.

Apparently, there are rules for this:

The Rules
Each person must post 11 things about themselves.
Answer the questions the tagger has set for you.
Create 11 questions for the people you have tagged to answer.
Choose 11 people and link them in your post.
Go to their page and tell them.
No tag backs.

So, without further ado, here we go...


Each person must post 11 things about themselves

1. I'm British.
2. I have two cats.
3. I drink a lot of Monster energy drinks.
4. I watch A LOT of horror movies.
5. I collect DVDs.
6. I used to be a website developer.
7. I'm not famous in any way.
8. I'm classically educated.
9. I don't eat enough fish.
10. I'm in love with a Russian popstar.
11. I write blogs about nearly all of the above.


Answer the questions the tagger has set for you

1. What's the best horror-themed or spooky attraction you've been to?
The ghost train at the local fairground back in England when I was six years old. I soiled myself.

2. If you had to come up with a new type of monster, what would it be and what would you call it?
Half-elephant, half-tiger... I would call it anything it damned well wanted me to.

3. What's the worst film you've ever seen (any genre)?
Oh, any genre? "The African Queen" (1951) because I can't remember the names of those Japanese spaceman movies in the Mill Creek Entertainment 250 Horror Collection.

4. Best book you've read (any genre)?
"The Hand-Reared Boy" by Brian W. Aldiss.

5. If you could create a theme park ride, what would it be?
Okay, you have two cars facing each other at the end of a long track. They accelerate towards each other and it seems like one will smash into the other. At the last second, a hot chick pushing a pram full of kittens crosses in front of them and they stop immediately. I'd call it the "Whiplash".

6. Would you rather have a zombie attack or an alien attack?
I'd rather have a curry, but I'll go with aliens. There are enough computer viruses around and Jeff Goldblum is still alive, isn't he?

7. What's the food that scares you the most?
Lobster. Seriously, too many legs and claws.

8. What music do you love / hate?
I love electro-pop music. I hate heavy metal.

9. Would you rather live underground, in the sea, or in space?
Underground like a Womble.

10. Spiders: Creepy or cute?
Creepy and disgusting. Kill them with fire!

11. If you could have any "super power" you wanted, what would it be?
Invisibility. I would abuse that power in every way that you could possibly imagine too.


Create 11 questions for the people you have tagged to answer

1. If you were stranded on a desert island, which three horror movie hotties would you want with you?
2. Chocolate muffins or chocolate cupcakes?
3. What kind of computer do you use?
4. If you could be famous for one thing, what would it be?
5. How many M&Ms can you get into your mouth all in one go?
6. Can you lick your own elbow?
7. Which actor or actress do you hate the sight of the most?
8. Have you ever woken up naked in a field?
9. Hello Kitty or Pokemon?
10. Oysters marinated in cat urine. Eat or die?
11. What's the scariest movie you have ever seen?


Choose 11 people and link them in your post

Dai Green
William Pattison
Sexta-feira
Grimm
Stabford Deathrage
Autumnforest
Jenny
Patrick Tillett
Mandy
Kweeny Todd
Laura


Go to their page and tell them

Doing it now.