It's Caturday! Willow and Suzi forever!

I think I've been spending too much time online lately. My cats think so too and took the appropriate action to remind me exactly who owns who.

"None Shall Pass!"

This was what greeted me when I went to use my laptop. Not even the tastiest of cat treats could shift the incredible bulk.

Since the internet was out of bounds, Suzi joined in the fun by proving that she is just as entertaining as Maru. If only I had a camera which could record video and take more than three pictures without the focus corrupting or the batteries dying, I could make a fortune.

"Stop watching Maru and pay attention to me!"

Having finally got back online, this is a lazy Saturday post, but the only thing I have to offer is my hatred of eco-cases. Who invented them? Who thought it would be a good idea to create DVD cases which end up damaging the artwork when you press too hard on them? Oh God, I hate eco-cases!

Why do these exist?

In other news, last night, I was part of yet another "Friday Night Geekfight" podcast over at "Better Geek Than Never". I'm sure you'll enjoy it a lot more than "The Bloody Podcast" which has been on hold for nearly two weeks now due to a combination of lack of focus and not being able to think of anything to talk about which would be in any way entertaining apart from bitching about everything.

I do have something funny to tell you all, but I think it'll work better as a podcast once my uber sexy partner in crime gets herself a working microphone. Yes, guys, I actually know a real life girl who I'm still trying to persuade to join "The Bloody Podcast". If you cross my hairy palms with silver, I might even get her to say hello to you on Twitter so you can boast about it to all your other pretend friends. I'll set a reserve on the bidding at $10,000 since we both need new computer equipment and we're too lazy to get real jobs to pay for it. Nor, given our huge talent as entertainers, should we even have to.

But, seriously, as you know, I've been quite negative about a lot things far too much lately even to the point that I'm starting to piss myself off. If you have any suggestions for a subject for me to talk about on "The Bloody Podcast", please leave them as a comment below. Hopefully, I will have a new podcast for you tomorrow.