It's Caturday! Willow and Suzi forever!

I think I've been spending too much time online lately. My cats think so too and took the appropriate action to remind me exactly who owns who.

"None Shall Pass!"

This was what greeted me when I went to use my laptop. Not even the tastiest of cat treats could shift the incredible bulk.

Since the internet was out of bounds, Suzi joined in the fun by proving that she is just as entertaining as Maru. If only I had a camera which could record video and take more than three pictures without the focus corrupting or the batteries dying, I could make a fortune.

"Stop watching Maru and pay attention to me!"

Having finally got back online, this is a lazy Saturday post, but the only thing I have to offer is my hatred of eco-cases. Who invented them? Who thought it would be a good idea to create DVD cases which end up damaging the artwork when you press too hard on them? Oh God, I hate eco-cases!

Why do these exist?

In other news, last night, I was part of yet another "Friday Night Geekfight" podcast over at "Better Geek Than Never". I'm sure you'll enjoy it a lot more than "The Bloody Podcast" which has been on hold for nearly two weeks now due to a combination of lack of focus and not being able to think of anything to talk about which would be in any way entertaining apart from bitching about everything.

I do have something funny to tell you all, but I think it'll work better as a podcast once my uber sexy partner in crime gets herself a working microphone. Yes, guys, I actually know a real life girl who I'm still trying to persuade to join "The Bloody Podcast". If you cross my hairy palms with silver, I might even get her to say hello to you on Twitter so you can boast about it to all your other pretend friends. I'll set a reserve on the bidding at $10,000 since we both need new computer equipment and we're too lazy to get real jobs to pay for it. Nor, given our huge talent as entertainers, should we even have to.

But, seriously, as you know, I've been quite negative about a lot things far too much lately even to the point that I'm starting to piss myself off. If you have any suggestions for a subject for me to talk about on "The Bloody Podcast", please leave them as a comment below. Hopefully, I will have a new podcast for you tomorrow.

It's Caturday! No movies for you!

It's far too hot to sit in the catroom and watch movies with Willow and Suzi so I've decided to let sleeping cats lie. I'll go to bed too so I can get up early and go to the pawn shop at a decent time later.

This is a rare moment as it's not often that I catch them together like this. It either has to be too cold or too hot for them to tolerate each other. My weather applet says that it's currently 99 degrees with a "chance of a storm" so this amnesty will only last until the thunder starts. Willow will soon be hiding under the futon while Suzi runs round the house like a maniac.

They also have completely different tastes in movies. Willow prefers the romantic Spanish comedies of Penelope Cruz while Suzi is all about Tom Cruise. Thank God for "Vanilla Sky" or there'd be even more fights over the remote control.

Since Suzi doesn't have as many pictures of herself online as Willow, here's one of her pretending to sleep while enjoying my old office chair in front of a window fan last night.

She's such a faker. It's probably because she has no tail. No, it wasn't caused by some horrific accident. She's a Manx. More than that, she's a Torbie Manx. She has an extra chromosome which makes her even cleverer than me and, of course, much better looking.

Anyway, I'll be back later with what I found at the pawn shop. I'm hoping for "Night of the Demons", "Cemetery Man", and more Echo Bridge quadruple features, but it'll probably only be the latter which turn up.