Well done to Rick Baker and Dave Elsey for the make-up effects in "The Wolfman" but who even cares about the Oscars anyway?
I think it's about time that there was an official Academy Awards ceremony for nothing but horror movies. After all, it's not as if any of us would watch such boring crap as "The King's Speech", is it?
Until such time as the dinosaurs behind this sycophantic and self-congratulatory non-representation of what people really want to watch realise that we aren't impressed by their worthless little gold man, I now announce the first ever unofficial "Bloody Oscar" awards for 2011.
BEST PICTURE
A Serbian Film
BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Dieter Laser - The Human Centipede
BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
John Brumpton - The Loved Ones
BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Robin McLeavy - The Loved Ones
BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Katarina Zutic - A Serbian Film
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
A Serbian Film (because nobody over the age of 8 should be watching cartoons!)
BEST ART DIRECTION
Peter Grundy - Saw 3D
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Nemanja Jovanov - A Serbian Film
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Xanthe Heubel - The Loved Ones
BEST DIRECTING
Sean Byrne - The Loved Ones
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
A Serbian Film
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
Paranormal Activity 2
BEST FILM EDITING
Andy Canny - The Loved Ones
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
A Serbian Film
BEST MAKEUP
Erik Hillenbrink - A Serbian Film
BEST MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)
Sky Wikluh - A Serbian Film
BEST MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)
Love Hurts by Nan Vernon - The Loved Ones
BEST SHORT FILM (ANIMATED)
A Serbian Film
BEST SHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION)
The Human Centipede
BEST SOUND EDITING
Nikola Zivkovic - A Serbian Film
BEST SOUND MIXING
Aleksandar Perisic - A Serbian Film
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Miroslav Lakobrija - A Serbian Film
BEST WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)
Melissa Rosenberg - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
BEST WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)
Aleksandar Radivojevic and Srdjan Spasojevic - A Serbian Film
Agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments below.
