Although everyone knows that most people who read horror blogs (or listen to podcasts) only watch really shitty movies and live in "Neckbeard Nests" which wouldn't look out of place in an episode of "Hoarders", if you want to refer to your basement den as a "Mancave", that's perfectly fine unless you're actually a girl.
However, should you ever decide to break the stereotype by collecting and watching some great movies in addition to sadly being surrounded by empty energy drink cans, obsolete games consoles, torn comicbooks, a floor full of soggy tissues containing various unpleasant bodily secretions, piles of dirty laundry, and the corpses of neglected pets (or spouses) rotting under stacks of discarded pizza boxes from the local 7eleven, this list is for you!
In reverse order... even though putting things in order is never that important...
Once you have a collection of these excellent movies, you'll always be able to entertain your friends on those rare occasions when they visit. Oh wait, you probably don't have any real life friends anyway, do you? Nevermind.
Feel free to let me know if you think I've missed out anything important from this list.
Oh, and please leave the house once in a while.
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