Showing posts with label classic. Show all posts
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April 1, 2014

300 Essential Movies For Your Mancave


Although everyone knows that most people who read horror blogs (or listen to podcasts) only watch really shitty movies and live in "Neckbeard Nests" which wouldn't look out of place in an episode of "Hoarders", if you want to refer to your basement den as a "Mancave", that's perfectly fine unless you're actually a girl.

However, should you ever decide to break the stereotype by collecting and watching some great movies in addition to sadly being surrounded by empty energy drink cans, obsolete games consoles, torn comicbooks, a floor full of soggy tissues containing various unpleasant bodily secretions, piles of dirty laundry, and the corpses of neglected pets (or spouses) rotting under stacks of discarded pizza boxes from the local 7eleven, this list is for you!

In reverse order... even though putting things in order is never that important...

300 Essential Movies Which Every Nerd Should Own
300. Fight Club (1999)
299. The Vikings (1958)
298. Metropolis (1927)
297. American Graffiti (1973)
296. Cabaret (1972)
295. M (1931)
294. Taxi Driver (1976)
293. The Elephant Man (1980)
292. Innerspace (1987)
291. The Green Mile (1999)
290. Oldboy (2003)
289. The Deer Hunter (1978)
288. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
287. The Final Cut (2004)
286. The Hands of Orlac (1924)
285. Sleepwalkers (1992)
284. Trainspotting (1996)
283. Insomnia (2002)
282. Birdman of Alcatraz (1962)
281. Se7en (1995)
280. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
279. Fright (1971)
278. Snatch. (2000)
277. Odd Man Out (1947)
276. Baise-moi (2000)
275. The Changeling (1980)
274. Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
273. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
272. Endless Night (1972)
271. The Man in Grey (1943)
270. Brighton Rock (1947)
269. Bicentennial Man (1999)
268. Salem's Lot (1979)
267. Enemy Mine (1985)
266. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)
265. The Family Way (1966)
264. Life Is Beautiful (1997)
263. Romancing the Stone (1984)
262. Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
261. Frankenstein Created Woman (1967)
260. The Shuttered Room (1967)
259. The Man Upstairs (1958)
258. Waterworld (1995)
257. Witchfinder General (1968)
256. The Collector (1965)
255. The Desert Fox: The Story of Rommel (1951)
254. The Fly (1958)
253. The Man in the Iron Mask (1977)
252. Dances with Wolves (1990)
251. Psycho (1960)
250. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)
249. Beware of Pity (1946)
248. The Big Lebowski (1998)
247. The Ten Commandments (1956)
246. Dragonwyck (1946)
245. Stir of Echoes (1999)
244. Paint Your Wagon (1969)
243. The Eagle Has Landed (1976)
242. The Shootist (1976)
241. Carry On Cowboy (1965)
240. An American Werewolf in London (1981)
239. Yield to the Night (1956)
238. The Entity (1982)
237. The Wild Bunch (1969)
236. Basic Instinct (1992)
235. Where Eagles Dare (1969)
234. Another Country (1984)
233. Carry On... Up the Khyber (1968)
232. The Hitcher (1986)
231. Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall (1973)
230. The Last Man on Earth (1960)
229. Twisted Nerve (1968)
228. Deadly Strangers (1975)
227. Rosemary's Baby (1968)
226. Callan (1974)
225. The Virgin Soldiers (1969)
224. Halloween (1978)
223. Confessions of a Window Cleaner (1974)
222. Lemon Popsicle (1978)
221. Daughters of Darkness (1971)
220. The Graduate (1967)
219. Diabolique (1955)
218. The Exorcist (1973)
217. Fanny and Alexander (1982)
216. Roman Holiday (1953)
215. Apocalypse Now (1979)
214. The Truman Show (1998)
213. Silent Running (1972)
212. Dracula (1958)
211. In Like Flint (1967)
210. Curse of the Demon (1957)
209. The 400 Blows (1959)
208. Run Lola Run (1998)
207. Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
206. The Night of the Hunter (1955)
205. Re-Animator (1985)
204. Bullitt (1968)
203. The Stepford Wives (1975)
202. Fatal Attraction (1987)
201. Ocean's Eleven (2001)
200. Our Man Flint (1966)
199. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
198. Iron Man (2008)
197. The Rock (1996)
196. Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
195. The Wicker Man (1973)
194. The Passion of the Christ (2004)
193. Cape Fear (1962)
192. Casino Royale (2006)
191. Rio Bravo (1959)
190. Rear Window (1954)
189. Death Race 2000 (1975)
188. Donnie Brasco (1997)
187. The Big Boss (1971)
186. The Boondock Saints (1999)
185. Face/Off (1997)
184. Papillon (1973)
183. Sudden Death (1995)
182. Dr. No (1962)
181. Play Misty for Me (1971)
180. Death Wish II (1982)
179. Timecop (1994)
178. Training Day (2001)
177. Phone Booth (2002)
176. Speed (1994)
175. Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
174. The Odessa File (1974)
173. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
172. A Serbian Film (2010)
171. Death Wish (1974)
170. Marathon Man (1976)
169. Escape from New York (1981)
168. Coming to America (1988)
167. The Omen (1976)
166. Ben-Hur (1959)
165. Reign of Fire (2002)
164. The Right Stuff (1983)
163. Gran Torino (2008)
162. Frequency (2000)
161. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
160. Rocky IV (1985)
159. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
158. The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)
157. Caligula (1979)
156. The Wild Geese (1978)
155. Saturday Night Fever (1977)
154. Stripes (1981)
153. Logan's Run (1976)
152. Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984)
151. Office Space (1999)
150. Hard Boiled (1992)
149. Groundhog Day (1993)
148. The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939)
147. Universal Soldier (1992)
146. American Beauty (1999)
145. Road House (1989)
144. Enemy at the Gates (2001)
143. Raging Bull (1980)
142. Collateral (2004)
141. The Great Houdini (1976)
140. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
139. Pitch Black (2000)
138. The Beach (2000)
137. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
136. Commando (1985)
135. The Left Handed Gun (1958)
134. Ice Station Zebra (1968)
133. True Grit (1969)
132. Dead Poets Society (1989)
131. The Human Centipede 2 (2011)
130. Harry Brown (2009)
129. Aliens (1986)
128. No Country for Old Men (2007)
127. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
126. Wayne's World (1992)
125. The Outsiders (1983)
124. Riddick (2013)
123. Shutter (2008)
122. Hot Fuzz (2007)
121. Lethal Weapon (1987)
120. The Woman in the Window (1944)
119. Angel Heart (1987)
118. Caddyshack (1980)
117. High Noon (1952)
116. Alien (1979)
115. Streets of Fire (1984)
114. Léon: The Professional (1994)
113. Shane (1953)
112. The Running Man (1987)
111. Double Indemnity (1944)
110. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
109. The Hustler (1961)
108. District B13 (2004)
107. Platoon (1986)
106. 48 Hrs. (1982)
105. Spartacus (1960)
104. L.A. Confidential (1997)
103. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
102. Rising Sun (1993)
101. Last Exit to Brooklyn (1989)
100. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
99. Scarlet Street (1945)
98. Hard Rain (1998)
97. First Blood (1982)
96. Passenger 57 (1992)
95. The Terminator (1984)
94. Rumble Fish (1983)
93. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
92. Forrest Gump (1994)
91. Under Siege (1992)
90. The Matrix (1999)
89. Full Metal Jacket (1997)
88. Demolition Man (1993)
87. Top Gun (1986)
86. Pulp Fiction (1994)
85. The Hunt for Red October (1990)
84. Scarface (1983)
83. Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
82. The Magnificent Seven (1960)
81. Constantine (2005)
80. Taken (2008)
79. Cliffhanger (1993)
78. Rain Man (1988)
77. Predator (1987)
76. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
75. Risky Business (1983)
74. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
73. The Flight of the Phoenix (1965)
72. Planet of the Apes (1968)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
70. From Russia with Love (1963)
69. Rocky (1976)
68. Falling Down (1993)
67. Black Rain (1989)
66. Blade (1998)
65. Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
64. Batman Begins (2005)
63. In the Heat of the Night (1967)
62. Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972)
61. RoboCop (1987)
60. GoldenEye (1995)
59. The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
58. The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner (1962)
57. Casino (1995)
56. xXx (2002)
55. Jaws (1975)
54. Con Air (1997)
53. Chinatown (1974)
52. Duel (1971)
51. The Fan (1996)
50. Django Unchained (2012)
49. Quadrophenia (1979)
48. M*A*S*H (1970)
47. 300 (2006)
46. Die Hard (1988)
45. Goodfellas (1990)
44. Stalag 17 (1953)
43. The Dark Knight (2008)
42. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
41. Broken Arrow (1996)
40. The Bounty (1984)
39. The Transporter (2002)
38. The Searchers (1956)
37. Royal Flash (1975)
36. Blade Runner (1982)
35. True Romance (1993)
34. The Fast and the Furious (2001)
33. The Edge (1997)
32. Betty Blue (1986)
31. The Godfather (1972)
30. Turkish Delight (1973)
29. Braveheart (1995)
28. The Godfather: Part II (1974)
27. Django (1966)
26. Total Recall (1990)
25. Highlander (1986)
24. Porky's (1982)
23. Deliverance (1972)
22. A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
21. The Big Blue (1988)
20. Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
19. The Great Escape (1963)
18. For a Few Dollars More (1965)
17. Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (1960)
16. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
15. Scum (1979)
14. Alfie (1966)
13. Flesh+Blood (1985)
12. Excalibur (1981)
11. The Dirty Dozen (1967)
10. Gone Girl (2014)
9. Das Boot (1981)
8. The Ipcress File (1965)
7. Gladiator (2000)
6. Zulu (1964)
5. The Thing (1982)
4. Dirty Harry (1971)
3. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
2. Goldfinger (1964)
1. Enter the Dragon (1973)

Once you have a collection of these excellent movies, you'll always be able to entertain your friends on those rare occasions when they visit. Oh wait, you probably don't have any real life friends anyway, do you? Nevermind.

Feel free to let me know if you think I've missed out anything important from this list.

Oh, and please leave the house once in a while.

October 24, 2012

Pumpkinhead (1988)



"A man conjures up a gigantic vengeance demon called Pumpkinhead to destroy the teenagers who accidentally killed his son."

'Tis the season for all things pumpkin-like after all, so what better film to begin the final week before Hallowe'en than "Pumpkinhead"? Okay, so it was originally filmed in Springtime and given a January release back in the day which kind of killed it, but it's still as Hallowe'eny as you could ever want.

"Pumpkinhead" was, of course, the late Stan Winston's directorial debut following years of work in the industry as one of the most well known creators of make-up effects. His credits include "Edward Scissorhands", "Batman Returns", "Interview with the Vampire" and "Constantine". As a director, however, he was still a bit of an unknown quantity at this point which is probably why there were, allegedly, so many mixed reactions to "Pumpkinhead". I can't understand how it could possibly polarise any audience. From the first time I saw it, I thought it was awesome.

"Pumpkinhead" is quite simply an underrated classic. The quality of the full screen DVD (which is the only one available as far as I know) probably doesn't help matters much, but before all the HD and widescreen shenanigans started, it was perfectly acceptable. It's an '80s movie which was a "must rent" on VHS, and is one which most of us originally watched on a standard ratio TV anyway.

With its combination of pathos, tragedy, teenage cannon fodder, creepy hillbillies, a "big scary monster", and even a terrifying old witch, it goes far beyond a standard "cabin in the woods" slasher. It's a harrowing journey from point A to point B no matter how tired you may be of the same formulas.

Just look at the creature (below) for one thing. How great is that? It's about as monstrous as you could ever make Lance Henriksen look without actually being Lance Henriksen! Sometimes people are just really stupid when it comes to rating movies, and the 6.0 score on the IMDb just highlights the lack of taste of the 12-14 year olds who get all "click happy" on that site. "Pumpkinhead" deserves at least an 8.0 and maybe more, but it won't get it because there are too many idiots raised on "haha, it's so bad and so funny" horror movies that their tiny minds can't even cope with a decently made and totally serious one.


Every element needed for a horror movie is brilliantly put together in "Pumpkinhead". The storytelling, effects, camerawork, and acting are all far above what you would expect for $3,500,000. That was a reasonably good budget back in 1988 too, but only if you were making a TV episode.

There's even perfect casting with stereotypical "teenagers" who create just as much depth with how they look as anything they say or do. They may all be clichéd, but in which other horror movie could you look at the characters individually and know exactly what purpose they would have right from the beginning? The asshole/badboy looks like one, his brother looks as if he will be the half-way house between right and wrong, the good "preppy" guy and his girlfriend are realistic, and the actress who is "slightly plainer than the other girls" is so obviously going to be some kind of easily freaked-out Christian. Of course, they are predictable, the actions they take are going to be the wrong ones, and they are doomed, but this is one of the few times where their innocence makes any of them likeable.

The relationship between Ed Harley (Lance Henriksen) and his son is also so well acted that it's actually touching, and it makes the tragedy which follows even sadder. "Pumpkinhead" is a story about loss, grief, and not thinking clearly enough to avoid making some very bad decisions. There isn't a day that goes by when I wish that I'd understood the message of the film more and heeded it myself. There are no winners in this, no characters (except one) who deserves retribution, and the vengeance is excessive for the accidental crime.

"Pumpkinhead" is a good old-fashioned morality play which, unfortunately, is lost on the "popcorn crowd" by its reliance on spectacle. It's not a "creature feature" for dummies, but it appeals to the lowest common denominator who only want to see the monster and the kills. I can't blame them for it either. I like the monster too.

I highly recommend that you rewatch "Pumpkinhead" right now. I've even embedded the YouTube version at the top of this post so you don't have to go looking for your DVD. Don't bother with the straight-to-video or made-for-TV sequels unless you are a masochist, but just sit back and be amazed by an '80s horror movie which is actually good.

October 1, 2012

The Innocents (1961)



"A young governess for two children becomes convinced that the house and grounds are haunted."

It's October! Once again Hallowe'en is on its way and all the horror movie bloggers are frantically scratching around for something to write about. Not me though. I already have my October viewing list sorted out, and I will be bringing you another 31 days of supernatural terror. Wooooo! Ghosties!

Starting off my "Hallowe'en Countdown" is one of oldest ghostie films which is still worthy of rewatching. Having already reviewed "The Haunting" (1963) and "The Uninvited" (1944), it was time to pull "The Innocents" (1961) out of "The Vault". If you are lucky enough to have cable, according to the TCM monthly schedule, all three movies will be shown back-to-back on Wednesday, October 10th with "The Innocents" actually at 3.30am on Thursday morning so you don't even need to buy it.

Based on "The Turn of the Screw" by Henry James, Jack Clayton's version of "The Innocents" has become the best-regarded adaptation of the classic 1898 ghost story. It wasn't the first, however, as there was also an opera and a live television play directed by John Frankenheimer two years earlier. For all of you who hate remakes, "The Innocents" was a kind of remake, but it was a considerable improvement over the TV movie which you can watch clips from on YouTube. Not to belittle Ingrid Bergman's performance, Deborah Kerr is simply much better in the role as a governess.

It probably helps if you haven't seen Deborah Kerr in anything else if you want to fully appreciate her in "The Innocents". Having previously played a nun in "Black Narcissus" (1947) and a governess in "The King and I" (1956), her portrayal of Miss Giddens is occasionally little more than a logical fusion of the two. It's not that she was a bad actress, but as a product of the time, she was a bit limited. The very dated and "Victorianised" dialogue didn't exactly help matters much there either.


Some younger viewers will undoubtedly find the talkiness of this production rather boring in places. At times, I actually found it all to be quite awkward and cringeworthy myself especially with all the clippy-clop, posh English accents. Although I still appreciate "The Innocents" as a ghost story, it lacks realism even considering the period that it was set in. Trust me, I'm English, and I can't imagine anyone speaking like that ever in real life without getting a punch in the throat.

The housekeeper, Mrs. Grose, comes across as the much more credible character due to Megs Jenkin's Northern accent which slightly lessens the jarring quality of the words she speaks. Being no stranger to horror movies since appearing in "The Monkey's Paw" (1948) and going on to "Asylum" (1972), it was no great surprise that Dan Curtis of "Dark Shadows" fame got Megs Jenkin to reprise her role as Mrs. Grose for his own TV movie adaptation of "The Turn of the Screw" (1974).

Staginess aside, the little kids, Miles (Martin Stephens) and Flora (Pamela Franklin), are also really outstanding and genuinely creepy. If, like me, you don't like kids anyway, you can see the evilness behind their façade of innocence which was either brilliant acting or just something naturally horrible about children. A couple of scenes of animal cruelty really made me hate them. There are even suggestions of incest and paedophilia which are downplayed almost to non-existence, but they still deliver some shocking stuff especially in the case of the obviously psychopathic Miles.

The ambiguities raised by the story don't just stop there. In a big change to the novel, it is never truly explained if the ghosts and possessions are real or just in Miss Gidden's head. As much as I prefer the supernatural explanation, the fact that her character seems to be a sexually-repressed "old maid" (for lack of a better term) has tempted numerous essay writers into psychological analysis of her character and her apparent nervous breakdown throughout the movie. Make no mistake about it, "The Innocents" has some very adult elements which were explored further (and rather poorly) ten years later in Michael Winner's "The Nightcomers" (1971).

If you want scares, Freddie Francis' cinematography almost provides enough black and white creepiness on its own without the more startling scenes. I rewatched "The Innocents" during a gloomy and rainy afternoon and, not to put too fine a point of it, pants were nearly shat several times. I say "nearly" because the timing is occasionally a bit off, and I'm too hardcore to really be frightened by anything in a movie.

I still highly recommend "The Innocents" to anyone who loves ghost stories or who loves analysing characters afterwards. While not quite Hitchcock, there's a lot more depth to "The Innocents" than most horror (and proto-horror) movies from the 1960s.

July 20, 2012

The Shining (1980)



"A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from the past and of the future."

Due to the unbearable heat this month, I thought watching a movie set in Winter would help me psychologically. With three fans blowing continuously, I'm already beyond help physically.

Unfortunately, most of "The Shining" took place indoors and I'm not even going to finish this sentence with any pun using the word "chilling". Trust me, watching "The Shining" in 100 degree weather does not help in the slightest.

I don't really want to review "The Shining" now either since anything I have to say has certainly been said before. I will do so anyway for the younger readers who are still playing catch-up. If you haven't ever seen "The Shining" and you are a follower of this blog then you really need to see this film or return your horror licences.

Even if you've only watched the trailer, you should already know that "The Shining" is Stanley Kubrick's flawed version of Stephen King's famous novel, it stars Jack Nicholson who spouts his famous "Here's Johnny!" line, and there's a creepy little kid in it who talks to his finger a lot.

What you might not know is that Stephen King was inspired by Dan Curtis' "Burnt Offerings" (1976), Scatman Crothers was the voice of Henry in the "Hong Kong Phooey" cartoons, and Shelley Duvall is really weird looking. Okay, you probably do know that last bit.

The trouble with "The Shining" for me is that I don't really know if it's supposed to be a ghost story, a possession story, or just the tale of some guy going crazy. Stanley Kubrick's screenplay is quite a bit different to the novel as I remember it and, apart from the sometimes stunning and frightening visuals, "The Shining" is a mess as far as the narrative goes.


Obviously, the main focus is Jack Nicholson's portrayal of the Jack Torrance character. Apparently, his alcoholism was based on Stephen King's own experiences and this changes the way you think about the character in the novel. You can wonder if what Torrance sees is real or brought on by withdrawal symptoms. In this movie version, however, it's more certain that these things are real so a big chunk of mystery and suspense is lost immediately. Like I said at the start, Kubrick's film is very flawed.

I really don't want to dwell on the differences between the novel, the movie or even the boring TV version with the thumbsucker-mouthed kid in it. They are three very distinct entities and those who enjoy one probably won't like the other two.

What I will say is that I used to really like "The Shining" until I rewatched it and started picking holes in it. There were always parts of it which made absolutely no sense, and Dick Hallorann's death was just plain mean (not to mention wasteful), but the scary bits still worked.

For at least the first two-thirds of the movie, the atmosphere was creepy as Hell and almost nauseating but, when Jack's madness kicked in, it started to get dull. All work and no play, eh? I can't even explain why the final third failed to interest me since it's the section with the most physical action. Maybe I've seen "The Shining" too many times.


I've never really cared about any of the main characters, least of all the pointlessly psychic Danny with his stupid croaky voice or his even more irritating mother. If ever there was a character who I wanted to drag out of a movie and beat senseless, it was Wendy Torrance so kudos to Shelley Duvall for making that role so memorable for me.

The ghostly barman also annoyed me as much as the entire series of "Twin Peaks" which had a similarly surreal vibe to it (and which I loathed after three episodes). As for Jack Torrance, in spite of Jack Nicholson trying to make the character more charismatic, he got just what he deserved. I didn't like him and I had no sympathy for him.

My main gripe about "The Shining" though is that I don't like it when films start getting too surreal for their own good. Stanley Kubrick was really out of control with this one. Of course, there are some nutters who claim that Kubrick was hiding messages about his involvement in the faked NASA moon landings in "The Shining" which, if true, might explain a lot of things. Even so, it's still only the score which makes "The Shining" a masterpiece rather than any of Kubrick's alleged skills. If you took the music out, everything (apart from the infamous bathtub scene and the creepy little girls) would actually be cinematically excellent but also rather tedious.

I'm going to end this with the numerical rating of 5 out of 10 for "The Shining". I haven't done a numerical rating for ages, but, based on how I felt after rewatching "The Shining", it's better than the expletive-laden alternative.

July 17, 2012

The Others (2001)



"A woman who lives in a darkened old house with her two photosensitive children becomes convinced that her family home is haunted."

Did you know that "The Others" was a remake? I didn't either until I reviewed "Voices" and realised that not only was the title taken from the original stage play, but "The Others" was little more than a re-imagining of the main elements of the story itself.

Having said that, Alejandro Amenábar's update of this classic ghost story with a twist is far better than the 1970s versions. Over a decade since I first saw "The Others" in the cinema, it's still as creepy and scary as it ever was.

For those of you who live under a rock and don't know, "The Others" had a really weird mixture of nationalities involved in it. Nicole Kidman is an Australian yet her character was supposed to be British, the story was set in Jersey but actually filmed in Spain, and the whole project was funded by American producers. I suppose stranger things have happened but, given the director and the rest of the cast, I always assumed that "The Others" was a joint Spanish and British production.

Just going through the cast list reveals quite a few well-known British names such as Fionnula Flanagan, Christopher Eccleston (who was the best Doctor Who before David Tennant took over), and even the late Eric Sykes. Eric Sykes, who died a couple of weeks ago, was best known for being a comedian especially in the '60s and '70s so the casting choice was a little bit odd. Having Elaine Cassidy (who went on to be Abby Mills in "Harper's Island") as a mute was even weirder though.


Of course, the best thing about "The Others" (apart from the one big jump scare which was ruined by the trailer) was Nicole Kidman. Apparently, she didn't want the role initially. I'm glad that she changed her mind because I couldn't imagine anyone else doing a better job. She was, by turns, harsh, strict, creepy, neurotic and vulnerable while always being quite beautiful and even sexy if you like long, passion-killing dresses and ugly, sensible shoes.

The supporting cast (since that was really all they were), even the somewhat annoying children with their horrible stage school accents, were all first class although the script didn't really allow any of them to stand out or upstage Nicole Kidman. "The Others" was all very controlled in favour of its star but that was no bad thing.

The cinematography was pretty fantastic too and, combined with the set dressing, "The Others" had a very distinctive look about it which was later copied by "Saint Ange" (2004), "The Orphanage" (2007) and many Asian horror movies. Basically, "The Others" was the first classic horror movie of the 21st century and has yet to be surpassed by any other ghost story.

As much as I would like to dissect every scene, it would absolutely ruin the film for you so I'll just recommend that you watch it for yourself instead. Even if you've already seen it, watch it again and compare it to the state of the genre today. "The Others" was and still is a masterpiece of atmosphere, mystery and suspense rather than gore for the sake of gore or deafening jump scares.

"The Others" was a beautifully crafted and truly "old school" horror.

September 12, 2011

Jaws (1975)



"When a gigantic great white shark begins to menace the small island community of Amity, a police chief, a marine scientist and grizzled fisherman set out to stop it."

I wasn't allowed to see this when it first came out in spite of having only a PG-rating but I read the Peter Benchley books and it wasn't too long before it got shown regularly on TV. I can't remember when I first saw "Jaws" exactly but I know that it gave me a dread of sharks or anything underwater ever since.

I do remember how it scared a lot of people at the time and it even affected holidaymakers who were too scared to go back in the water during the hottest ever British Summer of 1976. It's funny how they could even believe that there might be Great Whites off the coast of Devon and Cornwall but they did! Even in 1983 when I brushed a Basking shark with my foot while swimming in the North Sea where it joins Norfolk, I almost soiled myself! Yeah, I could have gotten such a nasty suck from that thing!

Since then I've been scuba diving and seen sharks of all kinds in aquariums all over the world and they still terrify me. That's the impact of the movie more than any logical reasons whatsoever.


As for "Jaws" now that I'm an adult, I am still in awe of the opening scenes, "My legs! My legs!", and the great performances by everyone involved throughout the entire movie.

Of course, Bruce, the fake shark, looks worse every time I see it but it's still a work of genius and very believable if you don't allow yourself to scrutinize every frame which, unfortunately, due to DVD, is far too easy to do.

For the late Roy Scheider, his role as police chief Martin Brody was undoubtedly the highest point of his career and the most memorable.

Even the usually annoying Richard Dreyfuss actually became quite a sympathetic character for me although I can't say that he would ever have inspired me to become a marine biologist. I do still have aspirations to become even more obnoxious than Robert Shaw's Quint one day but not to end up eaten by a Carcharodon Carcharias.

There's nothing else that I really need to say about "Jaws" as I'm sure that everybody is overly familiar with the film already. It's an exciting, almost timeless, masterpiece.

Steven Spielberg got very lucky with "Jaws" and so did we.

July 20, 2010

Night of the Living Dead (1968)



"A group of people hide from bloodthirsty zombies in a farmhouse."

Everybody knows this film. It's the classic zombie film that launched George A. Romero's career and also, allegedly, made him no money whatsoever because the original theatrical distributor neglected to place a copyright indication on the prints. It has lapsed into the public domain and dozens of DVD companies have reproduced it so many times that it's pretty hard to find any "value horror" multi-DVD pack without it. Copies have even been given away free with newspapers in the UK.

If you've never watched a zombie horror movie then this is really the only one you ever need to. Everything you want is here from a group of people trapped in a house fighting for survival to lurching flesh-eating zombies who seem to be unstoppable.

The acting is way above what you normally expect from a horror movie even though a lot of the dialogue was improvised and many cast members had never acted in a movie before. There's lots of action, scares, gore and violence, plus a subtext of socio-political commentary which you can pretty much ignore should you be so inclined. I must admit that I never even noticed until it was pointed out to me either.

There's really nothing bad to say about "Night of the Living Dead". I'm pretty sure everybody has at least ten copies of it already so I don't even need to recommend it. Just avoid the colourised versions (which I think lose a lot of atmosphere and look a bit weird) and the remake (although some people actually like that one too) and you can't go wrong.

An amusing game to play when you are bored though is to go through your DVD collection and count how many copies of "Night of the Living Dead" you actually own. From the various multi-packs that I've bought, I actually have 14 copies including the colour one. Wikipedia says there are 19 DVD companies still reproducing it so just 5 more to go. How many have you got?