Showing posts with label creepy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creepy. Show all posts

June 9, 2012

It's Caturday! The Top Ten Creepiest Catladies

You know I have a thing for cats. I love cats. I want them all on a rainbow and with little bowties... Okay, so maybe I'm not quite as bad as Cara Hartmann's Debbie character. Not yet anyway. I'm also the wrong gender.

Just to be different, since I already have a whole blog dedicated to the felines themselves, here's my top ten of their creepiest caregivers.

1. Sra. Soledad (Julia Gutiérrez Caba) from "Julia's Eyes" (2010)


This seemingly kindly, blind, old catlady hides a very sinister secret in this Spanish thriller and she does it so well that she's made it to the top of the list.

2. Mrs Leslie (Rosemary Leach) from "Toby" (1995)


Another nosy neighbour who knows more than she should appears in this episode of the "Chiller" TV series. She never appears without holding a cat either.

3. Miss Malkin (Joan Greenwood) from "The Uncanny" (1977)


Although some would class this character as a victim, she's such a vile, arrogant, old aristo that she gets everything she deserves. I was on the side of Susan Penhaligon's character throughout the whole segment of this horror anthology.

4. The Cat Lady (Eileen Brennan) from "Jeepers Creepers" (2001)


Keeping in the dark while clutching a cat is pretty creepy, don't you think? She may have the best line in the film but her actions don't do her or anyone else any good.

5. Mrs. Cutter (Nancy Linehan Charles) from "The Stepfather" (2009)


She's nosy and she's worked everything out. Just two reasons why she isn't going to survive the film. A third reason is because she's a crazy catlady!

6. Madame Zena (Mario Bava) from "Black Sabbath" (1963)


This is a bit of cheat since the ghostly figure of a cat-loving corpse was, in reality, just a mannequin with a head created by Mario Bava and his father. She's still extremely scary though.

7. Louise (Emily Hampshire) from "Good Neighbours" (2010)


She's only a little bit creepy and kind of hot too, but later she turns out to be, justifiably, quite a psychopath in the right circumstances.

8. Ruby Deagle (Polly Holliday) from "Gremlins" (1984)


Probably the most famous catlady who everyone loves to hate. She loves money and has named all her cats after different currencies. That's creepy enough right there.

9. Ida Belson (Carol Shoemaker) from "You'll Wake the Dead" (1997)


In this "Ghost Stories" episode, she's a nice enough old lady with a weak heart and a great love of cats. That is until she is driven to her death by her evil landlord. As a corpse, yeah, she's creepy for sure.

10. Mr. Alphonso (Alphonso DeNoble) from "Alice Sweet Alice" (1976)


Finally, another cheat. If it wasn't for his gender, Mr. Alphonso would be the most disgusting and creepiest catlady of them all. Please God, don't let me end up this way!

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Anyway, those are my picks from the many creepy catladies who have appeared in the horror genre over the years. Who are yours?

December 19, 2010

Creepy Christmas



Well, it's almost that time again everyone! Only 6 days left! 'Tis the season to be bankrupt and to deck the halls with drunken relatives.

But, if the thought of your in-laws and your relatives' children isn't quite enough to fill your soul with horror, perhaps these seven gifts from Satan's Grotto may be just the thing...

Black Christmas (1974)
Argued by some to be the first slasher film, certainly it was the model for many which followed. Margot Kidder stars as a foul mouthed sorority girl in this festive killing spree.

Gremlins (1984)
Little furry creatures can be so much fun to give as pets for Christmas, but not when you feed them after midnight.

The Legend of Hell House (1973)
In the week before Christmas, a group of psychic researchers investigate the most haunted house in the world.

The Toymaker (1991)
A little mute boy is terrorized by his Christmas presents in the best of the "Silent Night, Deadly Night" series.

P2 (2007)
A businesswoman is pursued by a psychopath after being locked in a parking garage on Christmas Eve.

The Children (2008)
A relaxing Christmas vacation turns into a terrifying fight for survival as the children begin to turn on their parents.

A Christmas Carol (1971)
An old bitter miser is given a chance for redemption when he is haunted by ghosts on Christmas Eve. It's a cartoon but Alistair Sim plays Ebenezer Scrooge and it's really not suitable for young children.

Yes, I know I recommend the same Christmas horror films every year but apart from the "And All Through The House" section of "Tales from the Crypt" (1972) there really aren't all that many good horrors set at Christmas anyway.

Crappy Christmas horrors that I don't recommend are:
Silent Night, Bloody Night (1974)
Night Train Murders (1975)
Christmas Evil (1980)
Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Santa Claws (1996)
Santa's Slay (2005)
Black Christmas (2006)

I hope everyone in the UK enjoys the new BBC version of "Whistle and I'll come to You" as the latest "Ghost Story for Christmas". There's nothing like that in America so we have to make do with the 1968 Michael Hordern version or watch "Scrooged" and the absolutely awful "A Christmas Story" over and over again. American Christmasses are weird. You can't even buy Warnink's advocaat or those cheesy footballs with earwax in the middle here so pity me as I try to dunk pretzels into Marmite to make DIY Twiglets and wash them down with my own alcoholic version of eggnog.

I've already got my Christmas present to myself anyway, an old Apple iBook (only because it was just $40 on ebay) which I'll be playing with all day while browsing the bargains in the post-Christmas sales.

Leave me a comment below and let me know what you are planning for Christmas.