Showing posts with label crappy movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crappy movies. Show all posts

January 21, 2013

More money than sense?

I've seen some stupid things on YouTube in my time (and, no, I'm not talking about Giovanna Plowman), but this guy's purchase of 100 Blu-ray discs has to be up there with the most ridiculous of them.



What could be missing in someone's life that he has to buy 100 (or more) movies in one go with most of them being bad ones that he's already seen and doesn't like? I don't get it. Out of 100 Blu-ray discs in this video, there are possibly only a dozen decent horror films. The rest should be thrown onto a bonfire to do the world a favour.

Far be it from me to criticise anyone for collecting DVDs, but why collect crappy movies on Blu-ray especially when you already have them on DVD? It's not going to make them any better!

How much do you think this lot cost? Somewhere between $500 and $1000 probably. What a waste of money! I would rather buy 100 crappy horror movies in a Mill Creek pack from Wal-mart for $17.99 and spend the rest on pizza and beer.

December 12, 2012

Woeful Wednesday - Update - 41 Horrible Movies!

I'm getting there! I've now watched 41 (soon to be 42) "indie horror movies" from the "Tomb of Terrors" 50 pack and reviewed them on "The Pit of the Pendulum".

The Pit of the Pendulum

If you haven't checked out my latest blog yet then head on over there and start following it because I still have 159 movies left to watch before I may lose the ability to tell a good film from a bad one ever again.

Watching this lot makes me appreciate real movies a whole lot more, I can tell you!

Abberdine County Conjuror
Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires
Blood Legend
Capture the Flag
The Crucifier
The Cutting Room
Death From Beyond
Demon Sex
Devil's Moon
Disk Jockey
Flesh Eating Ghouls from Outer Space
From Venus
Gorno
Granny
Human Behavior
Inexchange
Jim Haggerty's The Slasher
Kill the Scream Queen
Kill Them and Eat Them
Lifeblood
The Lunar Pack
Massacre
The Night Owl
Nightmare Museum
None Left Standing
Parasite
Purvos
Rape is a Circle
Reanimator Academy
Redneck County Fever
Revenge of La Llorona
Rose of Death
Season in Hell
Shadowhunters
Shower of Blood
Siege of Evil
Skyggen
Sleep Disorder
So Mort It Be
The Somnambulists
Todd Sheets' Sorority Babes in the Dance-A-Thon of Death
Soul of the Demon
Strange Things Happen at Sundown
Terror at Baxter U
Three Can Keep a Secret
To Become One
The Traveler
Unborn Sins
The Vulture's Eye
The Woodland Haunting 2

To all those mugs who like to argue the toss about how "innovative", "original" and "groundbreaking" these low-budget independent horror movies are, I laugh at you! Not with you, AT YOU!

Now you know why I never supported this crap in the first place. Even the 10c per "movie" that I paid for the $5 pack (as half of the $9.99 deal when "Bloody Nightmares" was released in 2008) is more than any of them are worth.