Jesus wept buckets!

I guarantee that you won't make it through this without feeling like punching somebody and, in particular, the nasty screeching thing who is the star of the video itself.

This is awful. Her discordant voice, her shouting, her screaming, her "singing"... Not to be mean or anything, but sometimes I'm a little bit envious of deaf people.

Jesus wept more

I knew something like this was inevitable.

Yesterday, Michael McLaughlin (AKA behtbeht) sent me a link through Twitter to his parody video and so I'm posting it on here for other cat lovers to enjoy. Actually I'm not sure "enjoy" is the right word but it is funny (and creepy!). It also hits a bit too close to home in my case. :)

Jesus wept again

It's a bit better than "Friday" but it doesn't make me happy.

In fact, this is even more annoying than when she was just a spoiled rich kid who got her parents to pay for somebody to create a song for her to begin with (allegedly).

I've got nothing personal against Rebecca Black but I would like to know how she managed to acquire the YouTube account name "rebecca" so easily. You would think that would have gone a long time ago. It's as mysterious as the mole which has disappeared from her face.

I'm also curious about who set up her official website and all the other social media outlets which have suddenly appeared overnight and are all professionally branded.

Ever feel duped? I think there's a record company's PR team behind this somewhere that's forcing a female version of Justin Bieber on us. Yes, I do realise the irony of the last part of what I just wrote there.

I'm so excited about the inevitable parody, "My Breath Mint". How about you?

"This is my Moomin... my Moomin..."