Showing posts with label films. Show all posts
Showing posts with label films. Show all posts

August 1, 2015

5 Horror Films Which You Probably Haven't Seen

Many clickbait lists of "Horror Films You Haven't Seen" come and go, but I'm almost willing to bet money that you haven't seen all of these movies.

As usual, I'm sticking primarily to the best rather than the cheap and nasty, no-budget "hobby horror" indie crap. Having said that, some of these movies aren't highly-rated by the unwashed masses, and I haven't put them in any particularly order. None of their stories are very original, and your enjoyment of them, sadly, may differ from mine.

(Because I'm lazy, all the synopses are taken from the IMDb. Yeah, I know. No big surprise there.)


1. Sector 7 (2011)


"Something awaits 2,500 meters under the deep sea off the southern tip of Jeju Island... Directed by Kim Ji-hoon and produced by JK Youn, the sci-fi action thriller Sector 7 revolves around an oil rig crew forced to battle a deadly creature at sea."

If you liked "The Host" (2006), this will fill in some time while you continue to wait for the official sequel. It's mainly all CGI with a few practical effects, but the monster is suitably nasty.

The girls in it are very beautiful, the men are a mixed bag of quirky and handsome, and the setting itself is exactly what you might expect of an oil rig in a fun action movie rather than being in any way realistic.

Similar to: The Host, Alien, Deep Blue Sea, Leviathan, and Deep Rising.



2. The Hotel!! (2002)


"Sarapee and Pun inherit a beach mansion from Luang Narubal, the husband and benefactor whom they betrayed and left to die in sorrow. The two now decide to move in and turn the mansion into a hotel in order to make some money. Twenty five years pass. Sarapee has died. Her two children from her marriage to Pun, Parinya and Patama, are now fully grown and they return from living abroad to take over the hotel. After renovating it, the mystery begins. Deaths occur over and over again, and sometimes Parinya and Pattama witness them. It isn't long before they are the only two people left to uncover the mystery and fight to stay alive. But who is the mysterious murderer?"

It's a Thai ghost story/murder mystery. The story lags in a few places, and overacting abounds, but the effects are surprisingly good considering the obvious low-budget.

There aren't too many scares, but there are a few grisly bits which might surprise you.

Similar to: Spectres, The Green Man, The Haunting of Seacliff Inn, and even parts of The Omen.



3. Blacker Than the Night (1975)


"When four women move into an old house left by one woman's aunt, strange things begin to happen. Bizarre voices, visions of ghosts, and mysterious noises lead them to discover the darkest powers of evil and a horror and agony beyond terror."

Another supernatural murder mystery which borders on being a slasher. It's Mexican and better known by its Spanish title of "Más negro que la noche".

Before anyone starts thinking that the word "negro" is racist, the title refers the colour of the black cat's fur in the movie. And yes, Becker the cat does play a very important part.

Considered a classic in some circles, harsher critics only rate "Blacker Than the Night" as average. Inevitably, it was remade (albeit by another Mexican director) last year. Although it also has its detractors, the remake is okay too.

Similar to: The Legacy, The Amityville Horror, The Woman in Black, and virtually any other haunted house movie.



4. See the Sea (1997)


"Sasha, a young British woman, is living with her baby daughter at Ile d'Yeu, a peaceful beach community. A stranger appears. Her name is Tatiana, she's passing through, and pitches her tent in Sasha's yard. The two women build an odd rapport, and tension builds as events unfold."

Originally called "Regarde la mer" (because it's French), this is a short one in that it's only 52 minutes long. Fortunately, it doesn't feel like a modern short, and for a low-budget movie, the production values and acting are very good throughout.

The story certainly isn't as predictable as you might expect. Some might even say that it's shocking. Either way, it's notable for being a kind of precursor to "À l'intérieur" (2007), but it's far more classy, believable, and memorable.

Similar to: Empty Cradle, À l'intérieur (aka Inside), and The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.



5. The Dark Hours (2005)


"Dr. Samantha Goodman, an attractive psychiatrist in her thirties, joins her husband and sister for a weekend at a winter cottage when an unexpected guest arrives. Harlan Pyne, a violent sexual offender, is convinced that Samantha conducted unethical experiments on him while she was his doctor. With the assistance of his troubled yet eager protege, Harlan forces Samantha and her family to participate in a series of nightmarish games. On this night of terror, escape is not an option, truth guarantees nothing, and revenge will not necessarily be sweet."

It's Canadian (so it borrows from all over the place like most Canadian horror movies) and has great acting.

I have nothing new to say about "The Dark Hours" because I've already reviewed it. It's nice that you can get it for only 50c at Amazon now though.

Similar to: Identity, Sublime, Frailty, Cheap Thrills, and Would You Rather.



So there you have it. I was initially going to list ten movies, but it's too hot today, and as I said previously, I'm far too lazy.

I chose mainly foreign language movies because, let's face it, the slew of crappy American horror has had nothing good to offer anyone outside of the "noobs" and "nyuk-nyuk-nyuk brigade" for many years.

You can buy most of these movies from Amazon or rent them from Netflix. You'll also find them on YouTube, Hulu, Vudu, and other video streaming sites.

Tracking these movies down should keep you occupied, and hopefully, they will stop some people from constantly complaining that there's "nothing to watch".

September 22, 2014

Happy Birthday, Stephen King!

Happy belated 67th birthday!


In honour of the great man's birthday yesterday, Rebekah held a trivia quiz.

Check Out Film Podcasts at Blog Talk Radio with Horror Socials on BlogTalkRadio

And, yes, there was some talk about cats.

July 28, 2014

The Top 200 Horror Films

THE BEST HORROR FILMS EVER MADE!

A
Aftershock
Alien
Alligator
Alucarda
American Gothic
An American Werewolf in London
The Amityville Horror
Amityville 2: The Possession
Angel Heart
April Fool's Day
Arachnophobia
The Awakening

B
Baby Shower
The Bad Seed
The Birds
Black Christmas
Black Sheep
Blade
Blood and Chocolate
Bloody Birthday
The Bride
Brimstone & Treacle
The Bride of Frankenstein

C
Candyman
Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh
The Car
Carnival of Souls
Carrie
Cat People
Cat's Eye
The Changeling
Christine
The City of the Dead
Cold Prey
The Collector
Constantine
Creepshow
The Crow
Crowhaven Farm
Curse of the Demon
The Curse of Frankenstein
The Curse of the Werewolf
Cutting Class

D
Damien: Omen II
Daughters of Darkness
The Dark Hours
Dawn of the Dead
Dead & Buried
The Dead Zone
Deadly Friend
Deep Rising
Devoured
Doctor Blood's Coffin
Dog Soldiers
Dorothy Mills
Dracula (Horror of Dracula)
Dracula A.D. 1972
Dracula II: Ascension

E
The Elephant Man
Embryo
End of the Line
The Entity
Event Horizon
The Evil Dead
The Exorcist

F
Fallen
Farm House
Final Destination
The Fly
The Fog
Frankenstein
Frankenstein Created Woman
Frankenstein's Army
Freaks
Friday the 13th
Fright
Frightmare
Fright Night

G
Ghost Story
The Ghoul
Ginger Snaps
Girly
The Grudge

H
Half Light
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
The Hand
Hatchet III
The Haunting
Hellraiser
Hellraiser II: Hellbound
High Lane
The Hills Have Eyes
The Hitcher
Horror Express
The Host
House of Wax
House on Haunted Hill
The Human Centipede II

I
I Spit on Your Grave
Ils (Them)
In the Mouth of Madness
Innocent Blood
The Innocents
Interview with the Vampire
It (Stephen King's 'It')

J
Jaws
Jeepers Creepers
Jennifer's Body

K
King Kong

L
Lady in White
Laid to Rest
The Last Man on Earth
The Legacy
The Legend of Hell House
Legend of the Werewolf
Let the Right One In
Link
Love Object
The Loved Ones
Lovely Molly
Lust for a Vampire

M
Mark of the Devil
Martyrs
The Medusa Touch
Misery
The Mist
Monkey Shines
Mum & Dad
Mute Witness

N
The Nanny
Needful Things
The New Daughter
Night of the Demons
Night of the Living Dead
A Nightmare on Elm Street
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3
The Ninth Gate

O
The Omen
Orphan
The Orphanage
The Others

P
The Passion of the Christ
Patrick
The People Under the Stairs
Penny Dreadful
Phantoms
Phantoms (Meridien)
Piranha
Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou
Psycho
Pulse
Pumpkinhead

Q
Q: The Winged Serpent

R
Rawhead Rex
Razorback
Re-animator
Resident Evil: Extinction
Return of the Living Dead
Return of the Living Dead 3
The Rite
Roadkill (Joyride)
Rosemary's Baby

S
Salem's Lot
Satan's Triangle
Saw
A Serbian Film
The Serpent and the Rainbow
The Shining
Shutter
The Shuttered Room
Shuttle
The Skeleton Key
Slaughter Studios
Sleep Tight
Sleepaway Camp
Sleepwalkers
Something Evil
Sometimes They Come Back
Spectre
Spellbinder
Spider Baby
Stir of Echoes
Summer of Blood

T
Tales from the Darkside
Teeth
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Thing
Thinner
Tremors
Triangle
Trollhunter
Twisted Nerve

U-V
[Nothing]

W
What Lies Beneath
The Wicker Man
Wishmaster
Witchfinder General
The Woods
Wrong Turn

X-Y-Z
[Nothing]


Once you've seen all these films, there's little else that the horror genre has to offer except for more repetition and inferior clones of the same.

If you are new to the horror genre, just fill up your DVD/Blu-ray collection with these and throw any other "horror movies" that you may have acquired in the bin. You aren't going to watch any of them ever again anyway.

Also note that a considerable number of these titles barely meet the minimum requirements for "horror"—mainly because they aren't SCARY—but I needed 200 of them for this list.

If you want to buy any of these films, you can save a small fortune by getting them from The Bloody Horror Store.

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July 19, 2012

My Top Ten Favourite Non-horror Films

It's been nearly two years since I listed my top ten favourite horror films, so I thought it was about time to do the same thing with the non-horror ones.

Just as before, I've put them in reverse order so you have to read all the way to the end.


10. Die Hard (1988)
In the '80s, I used to love watching "Moonlighting" until it was ruined by too much of Herbert and Agnes. It was a logical progression that Bruce Willis moved on to films, but I don't think anyone expected him to become quite such a big action star. I saw "Die Hard" at the cinema when it came out and probably 20 more times on television before I finally bought a copy of it on DVD. I never had the VHS version. "Die Hard" is pretty much the perfect Christmas action movie for me. I tend to alternate between it and whichever James Bond movie I haven't seen for a while each year during my dinner.


9. Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Another action movie which I saw at the cinema also makes the list because I watched it with a group of friends. Yes, I used to have friends. We were a riotous group that day, lobbing Kia-Ora cartons at each other like grenades (having pulled the straw out with our teeth like a grenade pin), and thoroughly upsetting the cinema staff. One of the most memorable jeers was when Co (Julia Nickson) was dying and somebody shouted, "Quick! Shag her while she's still warm!" Every time I watch "Rambo" now, I'm reminded of happier times.


8. GoldenEye (1995)
It's hard to choose just one Bond film for my top ten but, based only on the number of times that I've rewatched "GoldenEye" and played the N64 game, it has to be this one. I used to watch "Remington Steele" when it was popular and couldn't wait to see Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. He wasn't in any way disappointing although I never much liked Judi Dench as "M" (or in anything else for that matter). Of course, given that the only Bond films which I really like are the Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan ones, my choices were narrowed down. If the Sean Connery ones weren't so dated, "From Russia with Love" would have been here instead.


7. Total Recall (1990)
This is the last movie on my top ten list which I saw theatrically with a reduced number of the same group of former schoolfriends. We had all started to go our separate ways, some moved away, one got married, and life was a bit like the famous Bryan Adams song. We all loved Arnold Schwarzenegger and had watched everything he was in from "Conan the Barbarian" onwards. I bought this as a VHS boxset with two tapes as soon as it came out, but I never watched the special features on that second tape. I still don't have this on DVD, but I might have to upgrade just to see Sharon Stone at her most beautiful again.


6. L.A. Confidential (1997)
Having finally watched "L.A. Confidential" for the first time a couple of years ago, I was ashamed of myself for switching it off every time it was shown by the BBC. I must have thought that it was something else (or something crappy like "The Fabulous Baker Boys") and Guy Pearce was still too fresh in my mind from his work on "Neighbours" for me to take seriously. By forcing myself to sit through the first scenes again, I became completely caught up in it all and I now think this is a much better neo-noir than "Chinatown". Russell Crowe is really good in this as well.


5. Bring It On (2000)
No, I'm not joking. Given the big three of "Clueless", "Legally Blonde" or "Bring It On", the cheerleaders win every time. I love Kirsten Dunst in nearly everything she's done (although she really didn't look toned enough to be a tennis player in "Wimbledon") and, of course, Eliza Dushku is in this too. As you can imagine, this movie is on my list for purely sinister reasons and I'm not ashamed to admit it either. For other people, this is probably a very guilty pleasure.


4. Sin City (2005)
Possibly the only comic book adaptation that actually feels like a comic book makes it to number four on my list. Although I'm usually not much of a Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino fan, Frank Miller kept both of them in check with his own vision and created a minor masterpiece here. I've only ever seen this movie on DVD as my hometown didn't even have a cinema when this came out. If I ever get a Blu-ray player, this will be one of the first discs I buy again.


3. Watchmen (2009)
Really it's all due to Malin Akerman that I even bothered to buy a copy of "Watchmen" in the first place. She is extremely hot as "Silk Spectre II". As you may know, I'm not really into superheroes (since I'm not a twelve year old). All those Marvel films seem to be the same story over and over again but with the title character changed. "Watchmen" promised to be something different and it was. Just like everybody else who loves the film, I also ended up with all three versions. I actually slightly prefer the theatrical cut over the director's cut. The ultimate cut just has an annoying cartoon in it which is completely superfluous to the rest of the story so I've only watched that version once.


2. Scum (1979)
I wouldn't be me without my great love of gritty British dramas and there aren't any which are more brutal than this. Even "Sexy Beast" seems tame in comparison although that was my alternative choice for this position on my list. If I want to shock somebody (in particular, Americans), I stick this DVD on in front of them and make sure they know that the Borstal system was real.


1. Quadrophenia (1979)
Finally, the movie which I've watched more times than any other in my whole movie collection is "Quadrophenia". I became a bit obsessed with this film about ten years ago, bought a scooter, dressed up as a mod, and went to Brighton just so that I could say, "I was a mod there! That's got to mean something!" Brighton has excellent fish and chips on the pier, by the way. Like Jimmy, I eventually became thoroughly disappointed with the whole scene. I got bored with going to Brighton every bank holiday. I sold my scooter and my motorbikes though just before moving to America rather than drive them over a cliff.


So, those are my favourite non-horror films. As you can see, I'm quite eclectic. I don't like comedies at all so there are none of those on the list, and the foreign language films which I've enjoyed haven't really stuck in my mind either. I also like the majority of Clint Eastwood's movies but, obviously, not more than anything which I've chosen over them.

What are your top ten non-horror films?